Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief UneditedMeat.com segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

viral Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, UneditedMeat.com leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life comedy from implanted cloud4log.de ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.